The former NBA player is planning to release a video to TMZ on Wednesday, because his ex lost his Netflix password. But wait, it gets better. Arenas says his old lady friend showed up at his home in California and smashed 34 of his windows. As retribution, he filmed himself destroying his own cars with a cinder block. His cars. Not hers. His.

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Why? Glad you asked. He would rather break all of his own stuff before giving her the satisfaction of doing it herself. He’s also very upset and probably too concerned over the fact she lost his Netflix password after throwing his computer in a pool. This sounds like a VH1 reality show in the making.

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Let’s just be glad he didn’t smash up the car with guns or fireworks.

A video posted by Let’s Go Wiz (@theagentzeroshow) on Jun 17, 2015 at 1:26pm PDT